Dear Slut,
You’re so funny. You never fail to make me laugh. I love how you call us bitches. Haha, well if you’re calling us bitches, then I guess I have the right to call you a slut. :) Well technically, I’m speaking the truth. :3 I love the fact you post a blog saying how we’re bitches, but yet you don’t even have enough guts to actually explain why we’re bitches. And for your information, I think you don’t even know the definition of ‘bitch’. Because the only real bitch would be me. And not the other people you listed. Especially Rachel. She never done anything to you, and yet here you are mentioning her name, and saying she’s a bitch. Real smooth sweetie. I actually wanna hear how I’m a bitch ;) I know I am one anyways. So, if you got the guts, why don’t you tell me how big of a bitch I am. ;) .. you know, instead of posting it on your blog and whatnot. I don’t think anyone deserves to know how big of a bitch I am but me. Or, the whole world can know too, but can I at least know first? ;) After all, it is about me. I feel so loved at the fact you’re mentioning me in your blog<3 Real sweet of you. So this post is to you, when you write about me, its only nice if I write about you too, no? ;)
Love,
Bitch.

Ps; I love how you change your URL of your blog after you posted about us. ;)